Title: Greatest Quote Ever
Post by: Acraine
on September 23, 2004, 02:15:17 PM
Please excuse the language, but I just got this
quote off of a 'Verizon Sucks' website. I'm giggling like a 4 year
old iwth Cactus Cooler and Pocky.
"Of course I'll have to
wait on hold for 20 minutes just for the privilege of cancelling my
service. Fuckers."
"Fighting for peace is like fscking for
virginity"
Once you can accept the universe as matter
expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid
comes easy.
--Albert Einstein
The fact that no one
understands you doesn't make you an artist.
--Unknown
"Good 'ol Winchesta'" Only Will will get this one
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/191110
(http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/191110)
Watch past the
credits
"They misunderestimated me." - President
Bush
(Note: I am not stating anything for or against the
Republican party. I think it's a halarious quote, no matter who said
it.) |
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by:
Dark_Llama on September 23, 2004, 04:58:42 PM
"If you haven't gotten where you're going, you're
probably not there yet."
"I think a good title for a travel
book should be 'Doorway to Norway'."
"I think people on a
diet should have a salad dressing called '250 islands'."
"I
admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour
without an album."
Coming up next, the man who puts the f.u.
in Kung Fu!
"So far, this is the oldest I've ever been."
Q: "I'm mortal! What do I have to do to prove it to
you!?"
Worf: "Die."
"This tastes like chicken."
"So
what's the problem?"
"It's macaroni and cheese."
Power
corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
Ian: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs,
God
creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie:
Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.
"Church, women
are like Voltron. The more you hook up, the better it gets." - Red
vs Blue
"This armor isn't pink! It's like... lightish
red."
"You know, they already have a color for lightish red. It's
called PINK!" -Red vs Blue
O'brien: "Here's Charles, on the 7
meter cliff..."
Me: "Is he going to jump?"
O'Brien: "No. And
up here, there's Chris in a hot air balloon..."
Me: "Is he going
to jump?"
O'brien: "No! There is no suicide in physics!"
"This is now..." -
Spaceballs
|
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by:
Onewingedangel on September 23, 2004, 05:26:37 PM
"Only two things are infinite in this world: the
universe and human stupidity. And I'm doubting the
universe."
The "Love your enemies. It makes them so damned
mad." actually comes from the Bible but is a bit more
descriptive
*flips open*
"If thy enemy shall hunger,
give him bread to eat; and if he shall thirst, give him water to
drink. For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD
will reward thee." Proverbs 25:21-22
"You've got a D in
english!"
"But Dad! I have an A in spanish!"
"It's a good
damn thing... 'cuz it's the only language your boss'll
speak!"
~My dad
*From the rodeo, after a bare-back
leaps about 3 feet in the air*
Troy the Clown: Can I have
that horse?
Announcer: That horse? Why?
Troy the Clown: I'm
going to take it back to Utah for my stepmother, she's been asking
me for a riding horse |
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by:
devils_angel on September 24, 2004, 01:22:13 PM
I've heard a different version of Nightblade's. It
went something like this:
"There is more stupidity than
hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." -Frank
Zappa
"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad." -
...someone...^^;;
I'll post more later, when I'm at home with
my 9-page word document of quotes. Not that I'm, you know, obsessed
or anything...
The best substitute for experience is being
sixteen. ~Raymond Duncan
Don’t get your knickers in a knot.
Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. ~Kathryn
Carpenter
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse
than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to
the prevailing standards of nonconformity. ~Bill Vaughan
Be
who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
The only
man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my
measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their
old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~George Bernard
Shaw
If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If
you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only
one language you're an American. ~Author Unknown
In the long
run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better
time on the trip. ~Daniel L. Reardon
A pessimist is a man who
thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Artists can color the sky red
because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must
color things they way they really are or people might think we're
stupid." -Jules Feiffer
Fry: “Hey, why are those kids
following you around? Do you have candy stuck to your
ass?”
Bender: “No, it’s called parenting.”
I got the blues
thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's
amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
~D.H. Lawrence
"The hardest thing in life to learn is which
bridge to cross and which to burn." ~anonymous
We are all a
little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone
whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and
fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. ~Author Unknown
The Great Way has no gate.
Clear water has no
taste.
The tongue has no bone.
In complete stillness, a stone
girl is dancing.
~Seung Sahn
Don’t get your knickers in a
knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. ~Kathryn
Carpenter
Sex is like air. It's only important if you're not
getting any. ~anonymous
If you can talk, you can sing.
If
you can walk, you can dance.
-??
My mom said when I was
born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back. ~Emo Phillips
"No one is listening until you fart." -anonymous
"Sex is like cards. If you don't have a partner, you better
have a good hand." -anonymous |
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by:
kitty on September 24, 2004, 03:17:33 PM
this one is from the onion...
"Artist starving
for a reason"
haha
(hey, i just got my computer back..
what'd i miss?) |
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by:
Blackhawk on September 24, 2004, 10:49:49 PM
"PETA... People Eating Tasty Animals" Profe
Wagonveld ^_-
"There's room for all of God's Creatures...
right next to the mashed potatos" Profe Wagnveld again ;D
Profe was awsome ;) |
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by:
DarkWarrior on September 26, 2004, 12:00:10 PM
You can't spell crap without rap. ~ ??
We
shall accept nothing less than full victory! ~ Dwight D.
Eishenhower
And when he gets to heaven
To Saint Peter he
will tell,
~One more soldier reporting sir.
I've served my
time in Hell! ~ Dwight D. Eishenhower
Wait... What? ~ Me
To learn or Not to learn. That is my question. ~ Me
I
have a dream! ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
LOOKS LIKE TEAM
ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!! ~ Team Rocket (pokemon)
Give
a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Give a man a fishing
pole and he will eat for a lifetime. ~ ??
"I lost the beeps,
the sweeps, and the creeps.
The what, what, and the what?" ~Space
Balls
My Aunt- "What are these batteries for?"
Me- "There
for you. So you can keep going and going and going..."
"I GOT
YOUR NUMBERS! I GOT ALL YOUR NUMBERS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" -
Myself in Tribes 2
Penny for your Thoughts
Your
d-fence is like moldy swise cheese. Fulla holes!
Da goes da
Ally, Da OP da was!
Pain is temporary, Pride is
forever.
I OWN YOU NEWBLOOD!
AHHHHHHH!! Thats to
bad!
I'm sorry. You say something?
My dog ate my
homework.
When did you say there was a test?
2 years
at Chaparrel and all I get is a stupid sweetshirt.
What goes
around, comes around.
I am a Titan! I am Titan. Mighty,
Mighty Titan! Mighty, Mighty Titan!
|
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by: Paul
Almighty 2005 on September 26, 2004, 07:31:08 PM
I got a high level quote think about it for a
while
"Envy is distinctions greatest tax"
Ralph Waldo
Emmerson
My quote basically means that those with great
ability or talent are bound to get oppressed or put down by someone
envious of them at some point in their lives. It is the price to pay
for being unique. Ther eis no quote with more truth to it than this
one. Just look at those with great ability or power today. They are
always being put down by someone with less ability. Our worlds
greates painters and writers are all in the same scenario. Someone
who is week in mind and spirit is usually the culprite.
Does
anybody have any other great quotes.
I was watching I love the
90's earlier and I heard a very interesting version of a Forest Gump
quote.
"Life is like a box of chocolates, and I will eat every
F***ing chocolate in that box"
What a great quote
What if
Dog was spelled: C-A-T? Think about it .
"How many assholes
are on this ship"
. . .Everyone raises their hands...
LMAO
that was a great part of Spaceballs
Who's seen Dodgeball
there are some great quotes in there to
"Nobody makes me
bleed my own blood. NOBODY!!"
or Zoolander
'There's got to
be more to life than being really really rediculously good
looking"
or Napoleon Dynamite which was sooooo
funny
"Naploeon I told you I'm training to be a cage fighter(30
yr. old scrawney white guy who sits on the computer all day. He
looks like a very nerdy adult Snowskittles)"
"God I already
told you...I spent the summer in Alaska with my uncle hunting
wolverines."
"Oh yah what did you use to kill them"
"A shot
gun obviously." |
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by: Half
Breed on September 26, 2004, 07:31:26 PM
It teaches the strong to know when they are weak
and the brave to face themselves when they are afraid. To be proud
and unbowed in defeat yet humble and gentle in victory. And to
master ourselves before we attempt to master others. And to learn to
laugh, yet never forget how to weep. And to give the predominance of
courage over timidity.
- General Douglas MacArthur, on the
virtues of competitive athletics.
Its true you don’t know
what you’ve got until its gone, but its also true you don’t know
what you’ve been missing until it arrives.
"Life is a
fairytale... you just have to get past the evil step mother part."
"There is no suicide in physics" ~~Casey O'brien
The
reason the book is there is for you to get inside of it (don't know
author) |
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by: Somber
Angel on October 4, 2004, 01:12:19 AM
"Wow! It's like a meat party in my mouth. *looks
around* Oh...I'm only 16 and even I know that didn't sound
right."
-Dawn
"There cannot be two
skies."
-Dak'kan
"You've got a face only a sledgehammer
could love...and HAS."
-Morte
"If a tree falls in the
forest...I'll KILL the bastards what done
it."
-Jahira
"It's easy to find the time for
self-reflection when running from the BAD DOGGY WEREWOLF MONSTERS
THAT CHEW ON YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!"
-Can't remember his
name |
Title: Re:Greatest Quote Ever
Post by:
Neal_to_the_fro on December 14, 2004, 10:56:12 PM
LOL, that's great
here's a few from Family
Guy ^_^
Peter: Oh my god. Brian, there's a message in my
Alphabits. It says "ooooooo."
Brian: Peter, those are
Cheerios.
Peter: [writing a letter] Dear MacGuyver,
Enclosed is a rubber band, a paperclip, and a drinking
straw.
Please save my dog.
[African, Indian, Chinese, Eskimo,
Mexican babies laying in a semi-circle]
Chinese Baby: Stewie,
come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea, let's
go play swallow the stuff under the sink.
Lois: What's
going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois:
That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
Peter: Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the
Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's
threatened by change.
"My favorite animal is the Liger, it's
breed for its innate magical abilities." |
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